put your pants on

I like a trend as much as the next person.

But this?

(images via The Daily Beast)

Top reasons why you should stay away from this trend:

1. You will look like a fucking lunatic who forgot to put her pants on.

2. No matter how cute your ass is, no one wants to see it.

3. If you want to prance about pantless, don't do it for free.

4. You're probably too old for this shit.

5. Just put your pants on.